- Jason Killingsworth – 5-1 – $578,350 – Succubus
- Tom Francis – 4-4 – $206,650 – Olmec
- Richard Boeser – 2-3 – $61,775 – tree accident
- Chris Livingston – 2-2 – $53,625 – Tiki trap that only harms spelunkers, apparently
Spoiler discussion after the break.
Richard Boeser: Do not attempt actions you feel insecure about. Also embarrassing lack of whipping skills.
Chris Livingston: Well, an early freeze ray in the shops mean I had to rob the shops. I took on shopkeepers pretty successfully until I ran into one who was apparently invincible. I swear he runs into the same tiki trap spikes at least five times and just doesn’t die (starts at 9:25 in my video). Then I ran into the trap to show him the proper way to die.
Jason Killingsworth: Still campaigning for award for most easily avoidable death. Didn’t even need the bloody health bonus.
Tom Francis: This seemed like a tough one to me. I survived to the end, but largely by crazy strokes of luck. And even so, I had nothing much item-wise, so I couldn’t cheese Olmec. I guess missing the Black Market isn’t really an option.